Ain't nobody giving these derpy creatures a free handout.
So I will!
Which is why I created these sick email templates for you to use with your book launch team to maximize engagement and reviews for you book.
I even added a feature where you can plug in your info in under 30 seconds!
(i even made facebook versions)
Kazaam!
Get your templates today so I can sell your info to these trolls.
All I have to do is teach them how to use the internet and we're in business!
(...life's tough living under a bridge...)